Sarcastic Quotes :D
jueves, 8 de octubre de 2009
Oh si...
» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
» It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman
» It's a catastrophic success.
» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop
» History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban
» No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
» I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
» I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
» I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
» I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
- Groucho Marx
» The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
- Frank Zappa
» The 100% American is 99% idiot.
» The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
- George Bernard Shaw
» He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde
» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain
» I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
» If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- Charles Pierce
» You have delighted us long enough.
- Jane Austen
»I always wished to marry, but every day i slept with different women.
»Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to weave webs
»what are you gonna do about it bush scrath your arm pits and eat bananas?
»I'd call you a tool, but even THEY serve a purpose.
»There are times when I think you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I'm sober
»i thought i had lost my mind.... and then i found you... and realised i always had them, until then...
»A balanced diet is a beer in each hand
»If you call that hard work, a koala’s life would look heroic.
»Men are like parking spaces the good ones are gone the rest are handicapps
»Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.
»Don't be so humble, you are not that great.
»Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut.
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Bolsas de hada...
martes, 6 de octubre de 2009
Encontré estas bolsas (Calabacitas Tiernas). Me encantaron, y como no quería que se me perdieran las vengo a poner aquí.
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Name: CirueLa